growls becareful of who u make fun in middle school

I like Transformers a lot. This is a franchise that is GATED byy the fact that it's a kids toy franchise and even then, I think there's a lot of merit to the kids side of the media as well. I enjoyed Earthspark, Cyberverse, and One for different reasons. The best one is MTMTE but there's a lot of other stuff too.

I haven't felt this excitement for everything in the world since I discovered animals or whatever. Every new guy is like "wow that's a [Stupid Fucking Brown Bird]!!! One of my favourite animals" and I mean it completely. (idk why I keep calling every animal my favourite animal, probably because they are).. I DREW THREE STARSCREAMS AND TTHEY ALL SUUUCCCKKK

Anyway, I don't know what the point of this post is other than I have a will to live, get a job, etc etc now................ wow....... thank you Transgender Optimuus Prime. I did not like giant robots as a kid, I still don't like it now as you can tell by my favourite series within this franchise.

So I watched Transformers One 3 times

I never rewatch things because I already memorise the whole thing by the first watch and my opinions generally don't change. But I watched this 3 times because the hyperfixation was actually damaging me to watch it a second time instead of watching it on the plane. My thoughts on it have been consistent but whoever called it "crack for the target audience" was absolutely correct. Jesus christ I was going "OH MY GOD THAT'S BLORBO BLINGUS!!!!" upon my 3rd rewatch when I was familiar with the franchise. Can we get a sequel but it's like an M18 one and it's just MegOp having sad angsty sex?? or like anything else a continuuation please please

Earthspark

This one is soo cute. It's sparklings hangingg about and teaching kids (the target audience) about life. Standard kids show with transformers flavouring. I keep laughing whenever Nightshade introduces themselves because they will say their pronouuns and they're the only bot on the show to do that. When will we get she/hertimus prime huh? Now that he's old man yaoi with Megatron, both can transition right?

Cyberverse

WINDBLADE MYY WIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MTMTE

You shouuld read the Echo Garden. Great fanfic. I wish I had physical copies or legal digital versions of MTMTE/Lost Light cause it's genuinely hard to read on piracy websites and I enjoy the series.

What the hell is sex world building

so omegaverse. I don’t like omegaverse but the Maia tweet about if robot girl exhaust pipes are like armpits or not made me think of this The vents and exhaust pipes are pretty much the place where roboscent comes from. While it smells bad to us, it smells good to the mechs because these waste gasses smell like their food. (Much like how omegaverse has people emitting strawberries from their ass) You can smell their scent from their cheeks if they have vents there! Scent depends on what type their alt-modes (which are genders if you think about it) are. If you transform into a microscope or something, you’re pretty much a beta in this world, sorry

You may have asked "What do you mean alt-modes are gender". As stated in Megatron’s (she’s a trans woman btw) “Towards Peace”, Functionism is similar to sex/gender (yes fuck you I’m using sex AND gender because gender is a p-p-performance) in that what you were born (well, created since you’re a robot) determines your social positioning and role (robo-bioessentialism) This is why even after the end of Functionism, Optimus Prime is still closeted because she is TRAPPED in her role of performing as a (masculine [remember, boy toy franchise]) religious leader. FREE MY GIRL. TRANSITION!!! TRANSITION!!!! “But there’s females” They took it from other species with feminine/masculine genders. There. They still got spikes/valves/whatever equipment ipads